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I Birthed One Of These

The Computer Expert

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old
next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T
error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it
out.'


So I wrote down:       I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little sh*t.

I Was Born And Then Stuff Happened

I saw this test on Comedy Plus and it looked pretty interesting. It sure makes me feel OLD! Oh wait, I AM old...Gah!

In 1950 (the year you were born)

Harry Truman is president of the US Masked bandits steal $2.8 million from Brink's in Boston 35 US military advisers are sent to South Vietnam to aid the anti-Communist government US Senator Joe McCarthy begins his crusade against suspected Communists in the US government North Korea invades South Korea President Harry S. Truman announces a program to develop the hydrogen bomb In South Africa, the Group Areas Act is passed formally segregating races Peter Gabriel, Jay Leno, Bill Murray, and Stevie Wonder are born New York Yankees win the World Series Cleveland Browns win the NFL championship Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup I, Robot by Isaac Asimov is published

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

I Have Elfed Myself - And Some Family Too

This is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands...and a computer with a JibJab subscription! Now, go Elf YOURSELF!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

The Falling Out

Why Women Don't Remarry

As someone who has been married for many, many years, I think this story is pretty accurate!

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of  my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

How To Palin Fail During A Debate

I saw this on Ph33r and Loathing and just had to share it with you all. "You betcha!" Enjoy...

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Now, this is just funny. It might be cute just to serve to kids too. Maybe the same thing? ;)

Saying It Like It Is: Casa D' Ice

I don't really think this can be classified as "humor", more like commentary. What do you think? I agree with most of the signs at Casa D' Ice. Have you visited their site, or seen the place in person?

Yak-ity Yak Don't Come Back

OK, this is a new one on me. No cute puppies or kitties for this guy. He brought a big one to work. Wonder what he uses for a pooper scooper in the office...

One day, long ago...

One day, long, long ago.......

                              there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or b*tch.


                              But this was a long time ago.......

                              and it was just that one day. (Men saw to that)

                              The End