List two items of clothing you would never wear again.
See-through blouse - Those went out in the 70's, and I went out in them. What was I thinking?
Two piece bikini - I don't even need to explain that reason, do I?
List two food items you would never eat again.
Squirrel! It smells bad when it is cooking, and it tastes even worse. Besides, they are just big RATS!
Pig's knuckles - My dad used to buy these in a jar and bring them home. Ick!
List two types of music you would never intentionally listen to again.
Zither music. I mean, come on....My mother loved Zamfir. Not me.
Twangy western music. It just makes my ears hurt.
List two TV shows you would never watch again.
I love Lucy. I am totally against slapstick humor, just on principle.
The Gong Show. I think it was even worse than American Idol. Can that be true?
List two beverages you would never drink again.
Everclear. That stuff would take the paint off a '49 Hudson!
Ale. I think it should be called "ail" instead. Way too tangy for my tastes.